agentmaines:

frrostbytte:

This is literally one of the best pieces of writing I’ve ever come across in my life.

the book is called ‘this book is full of spiders’ by david wong if anyone is interested. 

agentmaines:

frrostbytte:

This is literally one of the best pieces of writing I’ve ever come across in my life.

the book is called ‘this book is full of spiders’ by david wong if anyone is interested. 

foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

aquariantides:

adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.

17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?

21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?

33 years old: *sips coffee* One wrong move and this could all go down in flames. Jesus Christ.