i'm kendall and this is my blog or whatever
like, i guess this isnt even a particularly “”“adult”“” blog but theres something very unnerving about clicking through to a new follower and seeing “age: 14” on the sidebar. i feel like a chaperone at a highschool dance. leave some room for jesus
does anyone else have a ton of trouble placing people, especially kids, ages? Like, if I see a kid, i can guess there age to be between 4 and 10 and that’s as close as I can get. And don’t even get me started on babies, they’re between 1 week old and 3 years old i wont be able to tell the difference.
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”